New product - Barking Dog Alarm
Hans School
Since the dawn of mankind, the dog has been our protector and our loyal companion in the face of danger. But today the era of "Man's Best Friend" has finally come to an end! Thanks to the Dog in a Box, we humans can actually use a machine to simulate the protective qualities of a dog. The box detects approaching objects - even beyond a closed door - and responds with the familiar barking that even our most ancient ancestors would recognize and avoid.
No, the Dog in a Box will not shake your hand or wag its tail for you. It will not lift your spirits or chase a squirrel. Yes, all it does is bark at people. But on the other hand it will not require large quantities of dog food, daily walks or constant supervision. This dog will never bite your friends, shed on your carpet and rarely requires you to poop-and-scoop. If you need a security system that has been effective since prehistoric times, and not a four legged companion, consider a Dog in a Box.